April 2008
9 posts
“From checkers i learned that a king is when there’s a guy who looks...”
– Demetri Martin
“That’s my truth, summed up for your feminine judgment.”
– Waitress
“It will give free drip refills, offer latte upgrades and provide two hours of...”
– Time Magazine
Smoove is Waiting →
“If you were to add the words ‘now’ or ‘right here on the floor’ I would have no problem with that.”
Coined →
Sorry.
I was riding the Metro into work today and I didn’t want to read Express of the Examiner because it gets me off track. I start thinking about everything other than work and then I can’t get back on track. So I started thinking about life and such, you know, all the things that come to mind when there’s a lot going on around you but you don’t have to do anything but sit...